baby names

UJ: last night i was thinking about baby names
UJ: I came up with Colon 'Sadface' Openparenthesis and Semicolon 'Winky' Closedparenthesis

honey

why does our packaged honey say
`Grade A' Honey
in quotes
wtf does that mean
if it's a made up rating
why not AAA
if it's a legit rating
wai quotes

restaurant

so there's this thing in taiwan
(although now it's in other parts of asia too)
where like food is served to you in bowls that look like toilets
it's a theme restaurant
and so my idea for a restaurant is to flip it the other way
where the restaurant is SUPER fancy
but all the food looks like ``bodily excrements''
like curry (diarrhea) or gazpacho (vomit)

purse

UJ:  i think

im going to be adult and return my new purse

crunch

If your surname was crunch
Would you name your kid cap'n or munch'n

fabric store

UJ: Ahhhhh I can't figure out where anything is
Me: ?
UJ: I'm at JoAnn fabrics, trying to buy buttons
Me: lol ~__~
UJ: It's not organized sensibly!
UJ: This layout must be meant for pregnant women
Me: omg X__X
UJ: They were the only ones who didn't look lost

baseball game

UJ:  did i tell you

one time i was at a baseball game

and i was like

why the fuck is everyone dressed up like mario

it turns out it was italian heritage night